for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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