all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I licked your asshole in confidence.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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