yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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