i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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