this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Randomize
