Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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