Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize
