redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
How external is "for external use only"?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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