Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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