My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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