my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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