Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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