Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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