Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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