I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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