Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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