if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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