Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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