Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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