You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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