Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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