I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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