You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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