the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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