he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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