Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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