pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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