Having a random hookup so left but love u
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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