Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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