i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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