I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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