Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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