My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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