Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
She even gives head with a lisp.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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