stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
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