It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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