jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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