i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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