I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
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