I don't think brook has ever known best
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
