Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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