# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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