How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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