do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
you had me at cake vodka
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Drake has all the answers
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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