He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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