Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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