how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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