They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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