Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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