She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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