Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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