i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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