According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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