is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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