So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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