I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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