I think I died a long time ago.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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