Me too!
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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